I swear to drunk I’m not god.
1. Are you stupid?
2. You must have missed your donut break today cause you are following me.
3. I pay your salary.
4. Don’t touch me cause I don’t know where your hands have been.
5. I don’t have time to step out the car right now, I’m in a hurry! Just mail my ticket to me.
6. You’re cheating law abiding citizens like me by hiding out. You know you were hiding behind those trees. It’s like playing hide-and-seek. I didn’t volunteer to play, Should I turn you in?